HALLO, YOUR FOUNDER IS SPEAKING.

Since the Prez is on an airplane at teh moment (I think...) I'll be telling you all an important issue. (Later, links will be added and this journal will shorten greatly)

There is a reason why members are required to watch us, so they can see when we update the journal to see if anything that's actually important pops up.

So far, I'm sadly disappointed at the obvious lack of participants in our "contests", activity, etc.

So in order to (hopefully) forcefully make you ignite in making/noting us about fanart of anything awesome, I'm enforcing a rank system.

There will be "types" and ranks.

There are several types you can choose, like YGO duel monsters... but different

All in order from lowest to highest:

Japanese Puberty: This level is the lowest ranking. You are subjected to do the higher up's bidding like washing cars, dishes, sewers, lawn mowers, toilets and other nasty stuff. Either that, or you're a slave. Like Joey Wheeler.

Average: No, you don't get to boss the JPs' around. Instead, you get to babysit Mokuba. Remember, he isn't potty trained. If not, then you're the care-taker of one of the JP's. When you are at this level, the MODS will inform you of what your odd jobs are and who you'll babysit.

This is where it Splits off. IDs will be appreciated

Monster: YAY! You're a monster! You can either hulk smash, or send people to the graveyard when ordered to. Though you can still do it, just for fun.

Trap: The mischievous bunch. You get to "prank" our members by hugging or biting them at random intervals. Spam/chain mail is not appreciated and you will be spanked.

Magic: OHMAGAWD, you is magical. You heal people's wounds and give them strength or something. No one really cares.

Duelist: You have no power what-so-ever. Though you can totally look flashy when shuffling your decks and duel with your life on the line. Once you win, you get to sit back and relax as your opponent goes into a fetal position and cry, totally scarring them for life.

Owner of big gaming companies/host of tournaments: This role is practically un-attainable. MODs use this and are able to screw the rules and "inconspicuously" hint at wanting hot monkey love.

A comic will be made to explain all this so you won't be bored.

Ranks are attained by a certain amount of star chips that are handed to you when you do good/catch bad people/donate art/win contests. You achieve locater cards (5 star chips worth) for each person who joins because of your awesome persuasion..

You use star chips to "buy" your rank, or "special" powers. Once used, you'll have to attain them once again through hard work.

DO PLEASE SEND IN SUGGESTIONS FOR THE RANKS AND STUFF, SO WE CAN EDIT THEM TO YOUR LIKING. (Complaints will be taken by the Founder, 'cause the Founder started this without anyone's consent)

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If you're new to this club, go here to see what is happening currently, besides a rather activityless post on understandable disappointment and alert on another contest. Details will go there once ideas are actually formulated. Awesomeness and real bragging rights will be given out, so you better join this next one or you'll never experience spooning or forking for the rest of your clearly pathetic lives.

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